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When a chick is eating out her girlfriend, and after resting her face all up in that pussy, she emerges with her girlfriend's juices all over her face. Kind of like a facial treatment, only better. And more moisturizing.
Crystal: So, Stacey, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Stacey: Fantastic. I was eating her out hardcore and she was so wet, I ended up with a full lesbian face mask! It was killer!
Crystal: Right on!! You lesbians are so lucky. I still gotta use that charcoal one.
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A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.
Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.
Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!
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A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.
I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.
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this is a sexual act were a man takes his sperm filled testicals places them in a woman or mans eyes and places his rectum over his or her mouth and lets loose a juicy fart.
i fucked this kinky bitch lastnight and she asked me to hook up an arabian death mask... so i did.
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When a man has sweaty testicles, he wipes the sweat off and rubs it on a woman's face.
My balls were so sweaty that night so I gave my ho a greasy ski mask.
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When one puts one's scrodom over his partners eyes while she sucks him off.
"Hey Billy, I just gave your mom a Boston Ski-Mask, it was great!"
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The act of farting in your partner's mouth, then receiving oral sex from them.
I convinced that bitch to give me a Russian gas mask....It was degrading!
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