PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.

mass ignore

When you ignore all the strangers who sent you a friend request on facebook and you dont do anything with it until you get many of them.

Tom: "Who's Nancy Maelerarienagia? Who's Donna Supvenagoch? Whos's Lauren Yukaahtanan?"
Tom's girlfriend: "Mass ignore them."

The blue amorphous mass

A nasty ass sticky tarp in the back room that everyone hates

Ew I just stepped on the blue amorphous mass

Your shoes gonna be real fucken sticky

Mass Leavicide

A large group of people leaving a subreddit, discord server or any other large grouping of people at once.

P1: Dude, the mods are cringe, mass leavicide?
P2: sure

P1 leaves
P2 leaves
P3 leaves
P4 leaves
E.T.C

Mass Ave Boys

The hardest, most badass, motherfuckers to grace this universe. They live on Massachusetts Ave in DC. they got bitches that they call Mass Ave Groupies.

Activities include:

Ping Pong
Toking
Blazing
Being better than you
Smoking weed
Eating clementines
Wakin Bakin

Common Phrases include:

Dre, stop being such a nigger!
Uncultured
Your Words, not mine
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I CAN DUNK!
got bud?

420=396

Person 1- Damn! those Mass Ave Boys sure are cool! I wish i was one of them!

Person 2 - You can be, you just have be 1,000,000 times cooler.

Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)

"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"

weapon of mass production

A council estate mother who has 15 children to 16 different men career slut incubator loose lady tardis fanny

:Ey bro what's your new neighbour like I only got a glimpse from the back

:behave your self that bitch is a WEAPON OF MASS PRODUCTION she got 15 kids to 16 men theres nothing there but trouble bro