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The act of sending yourself an email.
Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.
When you hear or are listening to a catchy song or piece of music while fapping, and start moving your hand to the beat. You will often be able to hold your load longer which os always a plus.
"Turn of jacob i really want to blow my load before mum walks in, this rythmic masturbation is really annoying."
when a man sucks a pussy and when a old man watches hot girls unwrap there bikinis.
Joe saw masturbation and porn each fucking minute on pornhub and zoom.
Air masturbation is when a woman sucks air in and out of her vagina or asshole to masturbate with it.
"I heard weird sucking and farting noises coming from her room for the past 10 minutes. She must have been using Air Masturbation.
When you get off on liking your own post on social media!
My status masturbation is on point!
U like cheese professional masturbator
Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite rmark from another
Nicholas: I'm fat
Bob: Yes you are, I'm not falling for that Emotional Masturbation
Nicholas: *Cries olive oil tears*