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Vestal Masturbation

One of the most notorious heavy metal t shirts in history, Cradle of Filth's "Vestal Masturbation" depicts a nude nun pleasuring herself on the front, with the phrase "Jesus Is A Cunt" written in large letters on the back.

His parents were outraged to find out that he had been kicked out of school for wearing his Vestal Masturbation t shirt.

by LemmyForever December 20, 2021


masturbation and porn

when a man sucks a pussy and when a old man watches hot girls unwrap there bikinis.

Joe saw masturbation and porn each fucking minute on pornhub and zoom.

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022


Air Masturbation

Air masturbation is when a woman sucks air in and out of her vagina or asshole to masturbate with it.

"I heard weird sucking and farting noises coming from her room for the past 10 minutes. She must have been using Air Masturbation.

by baronessjeans April 28, 2018


Ego masturbation

When you lack confidence and need some stroking to make it stronger, better

Ego masturbation is giving yourself praise when you actually suck so bad at it.

by Onezeen August 6, 2019


status masturbation

When you get off on liking your own post on social media!

My status masturbation is on point!

by Polemuncher May 8, 2016


metaphysical masturbation

When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.

I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.

by JGUMBY April 16, 2019


Rythmic masturbation

When you hear or are listening to a catchy song or piece of music while fapping, and start moving your hand to the beat. You will often be able to hold your load longer which os always a plus.

"Turn of jacob i really want to blow my load before mum walks in, this rythmic masturbation is really annoying."

by Butt plug joey March 22, 2017