Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if heβs gay or not
Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?
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A super short kid, usually not good looking
"Hey, did you see that guy over there? He's a total Matthew Heba!" "OMG gross!"
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A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.
Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.
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Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.
Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!
Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho
Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on
Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!
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A big dick head that's super uglyπ
Another word for trash is Matthew
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That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.
Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?
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Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy
Stop being aa matthew and get up
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