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Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D

"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"

by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022


Flabby Monke

One of the most powerful beings in the universe. Capable of ending the lives of millions by lifting a single finger. An unstoppable force.

We’re doomed, it’s flabby monke

by Factual Guy July 3, 2021


porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.

my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.

by tharizzler69 November 6, 2023


matilda monk

Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!

That must be a Matilda Monk!
Why?
Because she is so beautiful

by Awsomenes.s June 26, 2017


Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013


Lachlan monk

short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.

person 1: hey is that Lachlan monk?
person 2: yha why
person 1: why is he so hot?

by bonerless April 26, 2024


Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.

Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!

by PlasticNopal April 10, 2022