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shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 12, 2005


Monkey Brain

When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.

She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.

by the girl on the stairs. September 03, 2009


monkey's wedding

when it is raining and the sun is shinning

it's a monkey's wedding outside

by Jade Bezuidenhout December 27, 2006


Monkey Shot

When u cum in ur hand and throw it at the person your were fucking

by Anonymous April 30, 2003


Fucking the Monkey

To take control of a situation in an assertive way

So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009


Sub-Monkey

Noun: Sub-Monkey

Derogatory term - Someone with a lower evolutionary status and mental capacity than a monkey.

Commonly used within the sentence "you knuckle dragging sub-monkey".

by Drew Smith1 February 17, 2009


Ladies Monkey

Vaginal hair gone bananas.

Cor look at that "ladies monkey" it looks like king kongs clunge

by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009