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deez r good den a mug

When something is so exquisitely bussin you can't handle it anymore.

Deez r good den a mug they be pushin mega p.

You're Gettin Mugged Kid

No, you're getting mugged.

Ahh! How the hell does that even work!? (You're Gettin Mugged Kid skit from asdfmovie)

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ya mum got mugged

When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.

"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"

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fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

i just made this up because funny

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

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done dusted her mug

Someone has really put on the make-up . . Can be a negative . . .or a positive thing . . .

Lord God! SHe has done dusted her mug ! Tiffani Michaels

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Fire Fighters Coffee Mug

This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off

Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!

Person 2: Oh sweet! :D

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