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Mushroom Swarming Hoe Bag

A girl who acts like she is all that, always complains about how she looks, and must show off to all guys! She is normally known as easy to put out. To get to this girls heart you must comment on how she looks and agree to how she acts with flirting with every guy she finds. She tends to cheat in relationships.

Billy: "Jake your not going to get Cindy. The mushroom swarming hoe bag is too high maintenance."

by ScarletPrincess May 15, 2010

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


πŸ„Mushroom girlπŸ„

an artist

πŸ„Mushroom girlπŸ„: *names oc arson*
Some random person: β€œHEY THATS A PROBLEMATIC NAME NOW IM GONNA D*X YOU”

by Fatstinkyrat November 29, 2021

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


mi chang mushroom

During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.

When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.

by PNUT4PREZIDENT December 1, 2017

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

by Bachelor Theo October 13, 2007

15πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


mushroom headed piss stump

Another term for a penis

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

by Ben daiho May 23, 2008

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

by Gafoto January 13, 2008

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

by ER FRED ER July 12, 2011

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž