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Myspace Tom
The antichrist of the internet
A big jerk who will delete your account for no reason.
I am the Myspace Tom I am your ruler for you are using my drug called Myspace HAHAHAHA
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A person who constantly exhausts precious hours (sometimes days) of their lives on Myspace. This person has nothing better to do with their life, and therefore stays on Myspace for hours at a time, even when they are not communicating with anyone else. Usually while they aren't talking to anyone, they pleasure themselves by looking through thousands of profiles (most likely adding every single one), and occasionally by being nosey and reading other peoples comments. The saddest part about it, is that most of these people will deny their myspace-fiendishness in hopes that society will still think they're cool. Unfortunately, no we don't, you pathetic losers. =p....
Through Myspace comments...
Laura- yea its kinda sad i prolly have dreams about sittin on myspace... Damnit Tom!.... is Tom a real person?
Clayt-Laura...you're a Myspace Fiend...
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When a Girl looks attractive in her myspace photos. then you meet her in person and she is fugly
i saw a hottie on myspace, we agreed to meet in person and she was a total myspace effect!
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MySpace AIDS is
1:The virus your computer gets when you click on a "0mfg cum look at me" link in a bulletin.
2: The action your computer takes when infected with myspace aids
1: Dude I thought I was going to get porn in that bulleting but instead I got MySpace AIDS!
2: FUCK! I didn't send that bulletin, I have MySpace AIDS
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The shittiest bands ever!
With emo, useless names that all sound the same. Most of the songs start out with a very generic, shitty distorted guitar, and an angry teenager screaming random "words" into a borrowed microphone. A third grader has better lyrical capacities, a retarded bear can play drums faster and more in sync with the shittiest guitar playing I have ever heard. Usually an average of 1 1/2 songs on the Myspace page, a range of 38-1,000 friends, and a lot of comments from emo bitches and other useless people about how good they are. When the truth is, they suck big donkey balls.
These bands also frequently post bulletins either about "UPCOMING SHOW!!!111one" or "NEW SONG UP" or nothing in particular. The fellow local myspace metal bands all display the same photoshopped, overdressed poster as their default. So much anticipation and high hopes for their "EPIC UPCOMING SHOW". But when or if the show ever happens, it is the worst, most unimpressive display of a band ever witnessed. They all borrow the same PA system, and heavily taped microphone, and there is no professionalism in the way the music is played.
Deadbeat "show booker": *calls a lot of local "venues" for a place to have the show*
Finally getting success, he has a show booked, but it is in the crummier side of town(nobody wants that b/s in any good areas).
*show is playing; brEEE breEEEE!!*
Hoodniggaz: check out these mutha fuckas!
*beats and stabs the living shit out of every little emo fag in sight*
Onlooker: DAAAAYYUM! now THAT is myspace metal!!
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a girl who looks attractive on myspace photos, however when/ if you meet her in real life she isn't attractive
Oh my god, look at the state of that girl, she is clearly a myspace-girl !!
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Someone who goes into your friends list, selects someone from your top friends, and then proceeds to "warn" them about you. For example, if you are seen in this person's profile pic, the myspace terrorist will then message that person with "I see you are dating _____. Be careful." or "Stay the fuck away from my man!" Presumably, the goal is to cause a rift between the victim and whoever the terrorist assumes they are dating or are close friends with.
"Man, this fucking myspace terrorist hit up my girl today with some bullshit. She almost broke up with me."
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