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A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
"why won't you date me? I'm a nice guy.
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
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Ok. That’s nice. Means it’s ok and it’s nice
Ok. That’s nice. Means it’s ok and it’s nice
...we dont talk about it
Perma (me): pops Arcstaff
Me: get actually railed by a slug/melee
Rat: Nice Arcstaff Perma
If someone has a nice shite pipe, they have a tidy-as-fuck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear cock up
Thomas: Jesus Christ, she'd get it, she has a nice shitepipe
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole
A phrase that usually refers to a person's ass starting from the top of the ass and runs all the way down the legs to the toes. Sort of like the Mississippi river.
The girl with the pink shirt has a nice mississippi.