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The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.
Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that
Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?
Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?
Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*
The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo
Gronk: Don't bother calling.....
(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
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A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.
Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.
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Your girlfriends pissed
Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends
You: okay Thankyou
Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive
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An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.
Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.
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what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar
you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*
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Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.
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don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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