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A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.
Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.
When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win
My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared
During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
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A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action
I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter
State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!
What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce
A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl
Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”
Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”