1) Your best friend when your a lazy couch potato and do not want to make a real meal.
2) Something you eat 3 meals a day for weeks on end because you ran out of food
3) The best thing to happen to America
girl 1) yeah, Im on the Ramen Noodle diet
girl 2) huh?
girl 1) its great! I've already gained 5 pounds
girl 2) ....
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A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.
Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.
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When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.
It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.
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1.Expressing adult feelings with fabric on a body
2. Sex with clothes on
" Can we ko-noodle at your house next time?"
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A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.
Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!
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The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.
Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday
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