i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

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studies have shown

What you say when you're trying to convince someone that you know the facts because you're an academic and you've read completely legitimate studies funded by unbiased corporations, but you can't remember right now where you read it or what the paper is titled. But they should totally trust you because you know your shit and are one fart smeller.

Also known as a blind cite.

Studies have shown that fluoride in the water aids in prevention of cavities, despite the fact that fluoride is a topical medicine historically used as a rat poison.

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i have arrived

The formal way of saying "I am cuming"

"Do you allow me to arrive Madeline?"

"Yes Fred"
"I have arrived"

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Lord Have Mercy

When you are overly stressed but don't want to use God's name in vein.

Mom: can you do this, this, this, and that before I come down stairs?

Me: Uhh, Lord have mercy on my soul, I guess so.

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We have a pony

Something said by your friends to lure you to a party under false pretences! When really there is NO pony!!

Come to my party . . . We have a pony!!

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you have no chin

One of the worst insults you can throw at a person. It's most commonly used in youtube diss track videos and drama rant videos.

Barack Obama: "You have no chin!"
Calvin: "Yo! What the fuck dude? You don't have to say that!" *cries*

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have a nice day

the catchphrase used by mick foley's late 90's persona mankind

after mick came to vist mr.mcmanhon in the hospital he told vince to have a nice day

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