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the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.
I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.
When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.
Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.
Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling
Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut
Busted ass shit that barely functions.
Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@
When ship's busted all to hell.
Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.