November 3

The one day of No Nut November where you're allowed to have only one free nut. Only use it if you're weak.

Friend: "How are you going in No Nut November?"
Other Friend: "I haven't failed yet but I might have to use my free nut."
Friend: "There's a free nut?"
Other Friend: "Yeah, November 3rd is a one free nut day."
Friend: "Weak ass."

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November 1

No Nut November-If you nut you will fail the challenge.

"Bro! I lasted 26 days for no nut November bro!"
Boy 2 "what's that?"
"You cant nut for a month starting November 1!"

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November 8th

National full homo day. Do any gay shit and don’t even worry about saying no homo. Straight people’s day off. It’s not homosexual; it’s homiesexual.

That kid Jimmy went nuts on November 8th. Heard he went through the whole varsity football team.

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November 4th

On November 4th you get to slap your tallest friend across the face, if you're the shortest.

Short Friend: Hey Koljat, it's November 4th
Koljat: Ah shiiiiit

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november 10

This is the day that the chosen one is born, they will either bless or curse our mortal earth. It's also when Alex kamden anglin was born so party till you drop

November 10 is when the world ends

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November 25

Hot, sexy

That guys is soo November 25, damn!

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November 11th

Kill all Vsco girls. Take back normal people an throw away all scrunchies its a horrible disaster

Kill all those damn Vsco girls on November 11th

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