Sex Tag Number

The number of tags you need to click in order to get from any word to the "sex" definition on Urban Dictionary. For most words, this only takes 1-3 clicks, but other words require 8 or more.

The easiest test is to click the "random" button, and navigate your way to the "sex" definition, using only tags. This is similar to the Wikipedia game, except that its 10 times easier since, for some reason, "sex" seems to be tagged a lot.

"Umm...I'm pretty sure the sex tag number is 2. That's the average. If its more than that, it's probably an obscure word."

undesirable number 1

Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Harry Potter is Undesirable Number 1.

Door Number 2

Basically, the same thing as the poop chute, butthole, anus, or whatever flavor-of-the-week saying you have where you excrete feces.

Dude, that chick definitely wanted me to put it in door number 2.

old number 7

Jack Daniels. The name comes straight from the label.

"And I can't wait to see you and see how your week has gone,
and tear into Old No.7 and make love till dawn."
-"Love Like This" Drive-by Truckers

rolling numbers

doing a sixty nine position

When I woke up Mom and Dad were rolling on the couch. Rolling numbers, rocking, rolling, got my Kiss records out.

number 3

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

Number One With A Bullet

Fast moving to the top. Going all the way to number one as if attached to or accompanied by a bullet. A reference to the Billboard top 100 songs where a fast moving track was accompanied by a 'bullet' icon on the chart. Inspiration of the AC/DC lyric "Number One with a Bullet. I'm A Power Pack."

"That new Ice Cube track ain't just a number one, it's number one with a bullet!"