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A person who has lived life so extreme that nothing surprises or has any entertaining value to them. They have seen and experienced everything. Amazingly, most life whores are still under the age of 25.
Pat: Wow, I have to say this Curry dish is awesome, like straight from Bombay.
Anne: Well, Bombay is actually called Mombai...but really something is missing tastewise...the way I ate it in India it was much more flavorful.
Pat: Anne, you're such a life whore.
telltail signs of becoming a Life Whore.
11th graders who show up at the Jr.Prom with a 28 year old guy.
Groupie girls from Hair bands of the 80's
Johnathan Hart from T.V.'s Hart to Hart was a Life Whore with the ability to do and know everything and everybody on the planet.
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Promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a vaginal opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven boobs as the result of a 50-dollar boob job. If two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she is most likely a tariler whore.
These women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. Most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.
Preston: "Jesus I'm horny!"
Jake: "...okay?"
Preston: "Ah, problem solved.. I can just bang Linda that trailer whore after I pick up Dylan from kindergarden. And I can give her a real good beating afterwards! Nobody will notice anyway."
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A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
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One who constantly craves the chaos, feeling, and attention that drama can bring along with it.
He's been telling everyone a different story, just to turn everyone against each other, he's such a drama whore.
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when a chick walks around flaunting her tits for everyone to see. She wears tight shirts or any type of shirt that shows mass amounts of cleavage to get attention. Even though she may look like a full blown whore, don't be deceived; only her tits get around but nothing more. She wants to be the center of attention and that's it. A tit whore results in blue balls.
Guy #1 "Man, Sarah's rack was all up in my face last night"
Guy #2 "Did you bang her?"
Guy #3 "No, she was a total tit whore"
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Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.
Christine's a birthday whore...she's having her birthday all November long.
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#1 verb.-to raise money quickly usually by questionable means
#2 verb.-to get dressed for a night on the town with the intention of attracting Mr. or Mrs. Right Now
"You gonna to need to whore up some money tonight if we gonna make it to that show up Montreal tomorrow you know Mary," said Joseph.
Finish gettin' whored up so we can go bitch!
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