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A game by Intelligent Systems and published by Nintendo. The strategy based game series is mostly know for the characters and Nintendo not giving a fuck about the character design
person 1: Hey I have you beaten the recent fire emblem?
person 2: Yeah. But I still question why Nintendo let that one character have those melons that exposed.
StarBucks employee: Sir we are right next to a high school and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
When you move at intense speeds, as if you were running out of a burning building.
we were doing illegal stuff when the cops showed up, then we had to fire bust out of there.
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A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.
This project is a complete clown fire.
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A battle royale game famous in Asian country got made by a Vietnamese and sell back to Garena with extremely low graphics and some broken features like:
-no gun shaking
-jump out of a vehicle without taking damage
-reloading shotgun by using entry air and more
-no door house (all over the map)
dude 1:Hey man, I got some crazy news
dude 2: what
dude1: some random kid just reference The singer Kapella in free fire by stabbing his friend and turning on music to heal
(base on a true story)
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A story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction. Comes from the website www.bash.org, a site listing humorous logs of IRC conversations. A common theme is that of a user telling a story of how his building is burning down, the joke being that he had to tell his friends on the internet about it before running for his life.
"You know that story Jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom? Turns out it's just a bash fire."
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Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.
Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
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a hookah.
We were hitting that goblet of fire so hard brah!
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