when a man sits in the middle of a circle of guys and sucks there dicks
damn is connor murray doin knights of the round table again
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an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM
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A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!
That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!
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Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.
If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.
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(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list
Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!
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dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!
o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us
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Periodic Table 105 is a refrence to the substance Dubnium
Cory: "Hey man, my mom just got released from the hospital"
Dave: "Periodic Table 105"
Cory: "What?"
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