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A beer you drink while at work. It makes work more enjoyable and bearable.
Beth: I really don't want to work tonight.
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!
People who sell beer illegally on the street in Spain.
Targeting at both, turists and locals, their only marketing strategy is to keep repeating "cerveza beer, cerveza beer, cerveza beer".
- The bar is closing, what's next?
- Lets go out and find a cerveza beer.
A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it
Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?
“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff
A drunk who will do anything for alcohol, more specifically beer. Most alcoholics wind up sucking cock for booze at one point or another in their lifetime.
Tom isn't normally a faggot but his alcohol problem makes him queer for beer between paychecks.
managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.
You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
A beer (usually in a bottle) that needs to be consumed, but before it's finished, a cab is hailed. Since leaving a beer by itself is a form of alcohol abuse, you must sneak the beer into the cab and consume it while en route to your destination. This works well in conjunction with a "chicago", where a beer is passed around in order to consume it quickly. A "Cab Beer" is most easily performed in the back of a van-taxi, although certain species(ninja, pirate, lumberjack, chuck norris) can pull this off in a standard taxi. People who do "Cab Beer" should be held in the highest regard, for it is a sign of good taste and character.
(at a bar)
me: let's go, the show already started!
(both notice at the full opened beer bottle on the table)
me: shoot, isn't that our beer?
her: We'll knock it out on the way to the show, it's a cab beer!
Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.
Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.