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Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.
As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).
Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.
The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.
I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.
Hard liquor, maninly Vodka and lots of it.
Dude, I got so biffed on Jibb-Juice last night. I woke up and my pillow was hurting my head. Then I thought to myself, I'm Jibbed!
Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.
My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.
An alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. It was invented at Project Bex.
Woah, I think I drank too much bex juice last night!
One pound 1 litre of original energy drink at any local UK store
Oh look there’s Chantelle with chav Juice, smoking a spliff
Javion Juice is the most delicious, scrumptious drink to ever exist. Only created by boys, Javion Juice is the first juice to ever exist. Without Javion Juice, nobody would live.
Mmmm, I could drink that tasty, sticky Javion juice all day long.
Oh yeah, put that Javion Juice in me daddy.