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When someone says "soon", "5 minutes", "heading there", but then is ready hours or days later.
Steve said he'd be here soon, but its been 2 hours and he's not here yet. Dude must be on stealthy time.
A colloquial phrase common in southern New York that is often used to reference a particularly pitiful error on the part of a particularly pitiful person who may be deserving of multiple blows from a blunt, dense object, but not tough enough to take it
Ben: I made a left-hand turn and got into an accident on Central Avenue!
Gabe: Well, Ben, I think there's a no left turn sign in that particular location
Genta: Wowwww, Ben, what a Sorri time!
A time for someone that is always arrives atleast 2 hours later than they said they would.
Im going to the party at 6 o clock brandon time. So you will be there at 8? Correct.
Longer than actual time usually 10 to 30 min longer
Friend , I'll be there in 30 minutes .
Me, real time or Anand time
Me , real 30 minutes or Anand 30 minutes
A period, or point in the day dedicated to smoking doob, bonging doob or any doob related activity.
Dave: what time is it?
Christian: doob time, brother!
Rob: nizz.
A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.
i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.
Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.
(5 hours later)
Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.
(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)
This is a common example of Cacioppo time.
When it is time to smoke a cone, usually from a bong.
Bob: Hey man what time is it?
Steve: Cone time!
Bob: Ahhh shiiit, cone time indeed.