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A phrase that people use when they want to be considered "fashionably late" but are actually on time for the event in question. People who say they are "fashionably on time" are usually either joking or have an inflated sense of self-importance.
Guest 1: I'm here; I guess I'm fashionably late.
Guest 2: Actually, you're not late. The party is starting right now.
Guest 1: Oh, well, in that case...I must be...fashionably on time!
A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"
Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"
Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
That very special time of year between Christmas & New Years where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re supposed to be doing.
Sorry I’m late, you know how spaced out I get during Twinkle Time.
I feel like this week of Twinkle Time passes so fast and yet soooo slowwwww.
A colloquial phrase common in southern New York that is often used to reference a particularly pitiful error on the part of a particularly pitiful person who may be deserving of multiple blows from a blunt, dense object, but not tough enough to take it
Ben: I made a left-hand turn and got into an accident on Central Avenue!
Gabe: Well, Ben, I think there's a no left turn sign in that particular location
Genta: Wowwww, Ben, what a Sorri time!
used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.
Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time
A measure of time usually for golf tee times or drinking beers for an 11AM start. Given to the kings of old nature for late morning fraternizing and changing of rules.
I’ll see you on the links with a beer in hand at the king’s time.
The king’s time?
King’s time means the 11th hour!
Ohhhhh
Sammich time doesn't have to be a actual sandwich, it can be any type of food.
Pull up to the taco truck, it's Sammich Time.