A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.
Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.
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A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.
Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"
**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**
Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."
"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."
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Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).
Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!
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Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."
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A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.
umbrella, rainboots, sweatshirt, UIUC no pants
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Bummer pants:n: Pants worn generally by a female that are so tight that they are damn near impossible to take off when you are trying to start the action of sex hence cockblocking. Bummer pants are sometimes wore on males as well
Jacob: Dude I was totally about to fuck this one chick I met at the concert last night but she had her bummer pants on :O
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1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.
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