Piss catchers

Leather shoes with a raised stitched upper edge allowing the shoes to catch any 'accidental spillages' that may occur during a drunken visit to the toilet.

Rodney's on the pull tonight, he's wearing his new piss catchers.

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Pissed Craterson

The art of being so drunk that you get chucked out of the same club every single time you go, followed by pushing local residents bins over on the way home.

Shaznay, warning Heather: "don't get too batterama that you turn Pissed Craterson, I'm not staying with you if you're going to be banging your fists against the floor crying because the bouncers kicked you out."

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Piece of piss

A job or task which should require little or no physical exertion in order to complete.
(Mainly used by the trades when assuring the apprentice that the job is easy (it often isn't.))

Just bang that up there then your done, it's a piece of piss mate.

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text pissing

To text via cell phone in the midst of using a urinal or toilet.

“Oi! Text pissing is banned from this toilet. Alright, love?”

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Pissing hole

(NOUN) An old word for the toilet.
(VERB) A person who is very drunk.

Tudor man: I REALLY need the toilet!!
Other tudor guy: Theres a pissing hole down the street.

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Piss Monkey

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness

I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk

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Dicky Piss

Layers of piss stains hardened over time, found under a toilet seat. Put there from a male's piss splashes.

G-"I love cleaning toilets."

J- "I used to love it. But now I hate it, Nick's dicky piss is all over the place and it fucking blows to clean now"

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