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Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.
I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.
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When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.
See Port-a-Pussy for female version.
Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.
Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.
Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}
Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}
I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}
I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }
1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.
That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.
A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.