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Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.

Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"

by Johney the Great February 28, 2022


Purple chunk

purple chunk is fent dope / chunk dope that has been dyed purple with food coloring

dope fiend: watchu smokin on fool

chunk smoker: I'm smoking that purple chunk

by peanut coke plug October 27, 2022


Purple Flurfle

1. A purple fluffy pillow

2. A blog on wattpad

1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?

Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.

2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?

Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.

by DreamingForBlue August 15, 2012


Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly

1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"

by Father Worthington October 18, 2010


Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.

by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022


dingleberry purple

Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.

Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!

by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018


purple toto

the oppisite of guys getting Blue Balls. Girls get purple toto pussy and feel the same way the guys do.

Guy and Girl making out, she wants more..he starts going for it..then suddently stops..leaving the girl with "purple toto"

by Suxk My Swaqqerr . July 18, 2009