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PBJ Puss

When a girls pussy looks like a PBJ Sandwich.

Man, that girl Erica has a straight up PBJ puss!

by jackie2 October 8, 2007


Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals April 11, 2018


snuggily puss

The person that you love with all your heart. and you write love notes to every day and who you LOOOOOVVVEEE SSOOOO MUUUUCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! and that you would do anything for and who would do the same for you <3

Person 1: hey whos that?
Person 2: thats my snuggily puss! <3
Person 1: really that kid?
Person 2: YAH! hes the best snuggily puss ever! <3
Person 1: ick.

by FRANCES&HOPE October 31, 2011


Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008


jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014


puss-nosis

Puss-nosis is when you have sex with a girl, and the sex was awesome. It was long exciting passionate, sweaty and felt oh so good! Such great sex in fact that you can't think straight. All you can think of is how great you both were in bed. You want to sleep right after, you don't want to do anything after that sex! Well maybe more sex. When that happens, her pussy left you in a state a puss-nosis.

Baby is everything ok? Yeah, I'm good, you just got me in a state of puss-nosis that pussy was too good.

by Father Chung. December 25, 2024


Weasel Puss

Nicholas Huber

Weasel puss is an attractive man.

by gunnergrant November 1, 2018