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Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.
A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!
Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?
Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
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For straight males only:
When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.
I was bangin' away at this chick who was lucky to have me, and after 2 hours I needed a break. Out of the blue she turns over and spoons me, giving me a sloppy pussy kiss.. ugh!
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just a cat the real name for a cat until a hole bunch of idiots using the word pussy as a womans genitilia
here pussy cat here puss puss puss
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The kind of pussy that makes the average man finish in less than 5min.
That bomb pussy last night though....
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having an extremely good pussy. so good that even men with the strongest pull out game can’t pull out.
“damn, i thought my pull out game was strong until i met this girl. her pussy game is A1.”
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Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.
In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”
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When you misplace your vibrator
Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.
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