borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.

That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.

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retarded randy

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.

dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

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retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

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Ginger retard

That one kid that sits in the back of class and beats his meat

“ Who that one kid that sits In the back of Mrs Henry’s class and runs though the halls, oh that’s the ginger retard

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Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

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retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

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retarded cunt

To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner.

Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt.

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