Rural Dictionary

Lord Rick Neck

A condition involving someone who has given oral sex to a guy, and ejaculate shooting down the wrong pipe, getting stuck in the person's throat. Days later, with the spooge mass still lodged in the throat, the person panics, forgetting the blowjob, and believing the mass to be some kind of infection or inflammation. This poor soul can't afford healthcare, and for some reason fears the E.R., so he is left trolling the internet, begging for free medication to treat the phantom infection, generally hamming it up with sob stories about having no friends and being walked out on by everyone in his life.

This is loosely based on the life of Lord Rick, a "paranormal investigator", who is constantly whining and crying over such things happening to him. Check his Myspace blog if you need verification.

Hey, did you hear about Steve? He blew a sailor the other night and now he's got Lord Rick Neck! What a moron.

by SeeThirty February 22, 2007

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rick the door technician

Rick the door technician is the hardest boss in Star Wars: Jedi survivor, actually he is the strongest character in all of fiction.

person 1: I was playing Elden ring and suddenly a boss appeared named "Rick the door technician" he ran up to me and i died instantly
person 2: same thing happened to me! I was playing minecraft though.
person 3: same thing happened to me in fortnite!
person 1: SHUT THE #### UP
person 2: SHUT THE #### UP

by frogsarecool290902 May 4, 2023