Random
Source Code
Random
U readin this stop dick ridin
“U a dick rider bro”
2👍 2👎
It’s the equivalent of the Mile High Club, however instead of it being an Airplane bathroom, it is a Wal-Mart bathroom. Roll Back is the signature sale slogan of Wal-Mart. Rider refers to the woman being on top, while the man is sitting on the toilet.
“My husband George and I are official Roll Back Riders now!”
“Have you ever thought of joining the Roll Back Riders?”
1👍 1👎
A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
Someone who has had their sideburns shaved very high, or shaved off completely
What happened to his sideburns?
Someone gave him a high-side rider.
Was he asleep at the time?
No, he thinks it looks good.
2👍 5👎
A super girly cartoon series from the mid '90s about three young women who live in the land of Avalon and use magic jewels to protect it. Princess Gwenevere uses the Sun Stone and has a winged unicorn friend named Sunstar, Tamara uses the Heart Stone and has three baby animal friends named Cleo (unicorn), Sugar (dragon), and Spike (panther), and Fallon uses the Moon Stone and has a unicorn friend named Moondance.
The show also launched a decently-sized collection of toys, including several doll sets and a trading card set, despite its lack of popularity due to its time slot and channel changing constantly and bouncing on and off the air.
Did you hear that Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders might be coming out on DVD soon?
11👍 1👎
A Group of Extremely Badass longboarders that blast down parking garages at incredibily high rates of speed. HGR dominates at all aspects of longboarding and speedboarding! known and repped by Carve Skateshop! HGR is simply unstoppable! HGR is also widely hated by other texas longboard groups because these other texas longboard groups (ALC and Other fags) get extremely offended by internet bullshit (Chubs ranting) and the fact that HGR is really badass, they just really want to be a part of it but can't because they are simply not badass enough!
ALC dude #1- "hey did you see those Badass Houston Garage Riders (HGR) dudes Steezin it up last night?"
ALC Dude #2- "Yeah dude i really wanna be just like them!"
HGR Badass #1- "yeah we are pretty badass dont fuck with us!!"
41👍 9👎
Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.
"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"
84👍 24👎