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The Bridge on the River Kwai

1. A 1957 war film starring Alec Guinness.

2. An almost infeasibly perilous overpass, the crossing of which unconditionally necessitates death. Under no circumstances should any person attempt to cross this bridge. Any attempt to do so ranks as outright folly of the highest order. Basically lunacy. Alternative means of transit are strenuously advised and readily available, so there is really no need to attempt to traverse by this means. You have been warned.

1. Although it is widely acknowledged that Alec Guinness actually WAS Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that there IS such a thing as The Force, there is an urban legend which claims that he was in fact a mere actor who starred in such films as The Bridge on the River Kwai. Clearly this is utter pretense and I should know, as I myself happen to be a Jedi Knight.

2. "So did you hear about Superman?"
"Yeah, idiot thought that being more or less invincible, he could cross The Bridge on the River Kwai...clearly he was mistaken. Even I could have told him that"
"I always thought it would be kryptonite that got him in the end, but there's no accounting for some people's arrogance!"

by Lukenestler November 16, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toms River

The place, where in 2000, Sonci defeated Klilyn at the battle of Uber 1337 pwnage.

Toms River hosts one of the most epic battles of 1337.

by P.H. May 12, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


down river girl

slut, hoe, bopper, jump down

That down river girl had sex with all of us.

by Redboi December 31, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hutt River Principality

A "micronation" that exists in Western Australia, and yet isn't recognized by the UN or the Australian government. They have their own legal system, currency, and leader, and diplomatic representation in over 33 different countries.

Hutt River Principality? What the hell is that?

by me September 11, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red River Shootout

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit River Queens

Girls who would sit in boats dressed like they were going to a formal dance and beg for US Servicemen to throw coins down to them. This occurred as the servicemen crossed the bridge over the Olongapo River connecting Olongapo City to the Subic Bay Naval Base. The river was nicknamed Shit River due to the overwhelming pollution in it.

The Marines are telling us they are going to put up a barrier so we won't be able to throw pesos down to the Shit River queens no more. Damn, how they gonna live? They're too ugly to work in the bars!

by Wordling December 29, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


give'r green river

Like give'r, but with a stronger meaning.

"Holy shit we've only got an hour left! No more pussyfottin' around, we gotta give'r green river!"

by Leigh Steele September 13, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž