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As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013


Roman Sex

A type of sexual intercourse that is similar to gang banging, but instead of the guys taking turns having sex with the girl, they use their dicks as swords and fight with the other guys. Who ever comes out victories gets to have intercourse with the girl.

Damn we had some really nice Roman Sex last night, I'm glad I got to fuck you

by 888899990000000 April 9, 2024


The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.

“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

by Bigbeefking69420 January 18, 2022


Roman sword fight

When some sticks there finger/fingers in the pee hole

I had a Roman sword fight last night.

by Adrian the anal activist March 7, 2024


Roman pendilino

A male who enjoys butt sex. You can find him at the worst possible frat at Washington State University. He can only pull overweight woman who are lesbian but won’t admit it. He looks like a female who was a burn victim but got facial reconstruction surgery so he looks a bit like a human, but not entirely. Don’t ever have sexual intercourse with this breed for he will give you a lifetime of pain, regret, and a bleeding asshole

Have you seen a Roman pendilino recently? I did and I almost got chlamydia purely from being 6 feet away from him. WARNING DANGER

by Fartssssssssssandweirdmen December 27, 2024


roman oculus

The creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. The oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. If you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird poop and rain.

Person 1: I went to see the roman oculus the other day
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?

Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.

by CharleneLover9000 June 2, 2017


roman curtains

A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains

Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains

by Atom meatshaft D July 11, 2020