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Second Indochina War

(HISTORY-VIETNAM, LAOS, CAMBODIA, USA) War between Communist forces native to the region and anti-Communists from several countries. Waged 1955 to 1975; ended in complete Communist victory. Probably 2.5 to 3.5 million people were killed, mostly in Vietnam, but also in Cambodia (1968-1975) and Laos (1953-1965).

US forces sent to prop up totally artificial "republic" in the south of Vietnam; helped Ngo Dinh Diem fake elections and suppress the population until he tried to cram Catholicism down throats of the Buddhist majority. Killed during coup d'etat 3 weeks before Kennedy assassinated. Military junta ran South Vietnam until it was defeated by the People's Army of Vietnam (PAVN). The US military referred to the PAVN as the North Vietnamese Army (NVA), and resistence in South Vietnam itself as "Viet Cong."

In Cambodia, war crept across the border as a result of Ho Chi Minh Trail; ruler, Norodim Sihanouk, tried to contain it through negotiation but in 1970 overthrown by a CIA coup; military junta totally useless and Khmer Communist Party formed an alliance with supporters of the monarchy (GRUNK). Named "Khmer Rouge" by Sihanouk before 1970.

In Laos, pitted Pathet Lao (Communist) against Royal Lao Army. RLA extremely poor, and Western assistance was much less than that of Communist Vietnam. Heavy US bombing there & in Cambodia.

The collapse of South Vietnam in early '75 allowed a total rout of the anti-Communist forces in Indochina.

At the time, journalists tended to speak of the Second Indochina War as three different civil wars, but in reality it was three local movements fighting a foreign occupation (and local collaborators). After the war, a third conflict erupted between Cambodia and Vietnam; the rulers of Cambodia, the Khmer Rouge, murdered an unknown but enormous number of their own people, then were crushed when they went to war with Vietnam.

Laos, tragically, remains horribly affected by huge numbers of unexploded mines.

by Primus Intra Pares July 21, 2010

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sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 29, 2009

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5 Seconds of Summer

A band which calls themselves punk rock while in reality they are just a bunch of idiots iding on unicorns and chasing rainbows.

THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!

These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.

5 Seconds of Summer saved my life.

by Smutty Penguin June 14, 2015

165๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kim Jong the Second

A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.

Kim Jong the Second is a North Korean dictator with a bad haircut.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ January 4, 2004

99๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


14 Second Fingers

To have such dexterity in your hand and fingers that you can bring a woman to orgasm in fourteen seconds.

"Did you see that guy on Malaysia had talent? He was manipulating those circles with just his fingers. I bet he could bring a girl to orgasm with those 14 second fingers!"

by eolivine April 3, 2015

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.

Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

by Chika March 30, 2010

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Second Life romance

A "romance" you have in the virtual world of Second Life while playing the game.It is kind of like having a more interactive facebook or myspace relationship.

Darco and Dona has a torrid affair in Second Life. They totally have a second Life romance

by DonaDiabla January 19, 2015

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