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When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.
Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.
The act of gay men searching for oiled uncircumcised penises at a party.
Me and my boyfriend Carlos are slug hunting in Key West this weekend.
The gay act of searching for oiled uncircumcised penis.
Me and my boyfriend Carlos are going slug hunting in Key West this weekend.
Two women who have had sex with the same man and remain or become friends.
Julia and I knew that someday we would become slug sisters. We just didn't know that it would be with Mikey, although neither of us were surprised.
When a couple of any gender has a large opportunity to have loud sexual intercourse in a public area such has a rest room or closed down store.
Man: I want to plug and slug you right now
Woman:I want you to plug and slug me
Man: I will make you scream so loud
Woman: where would we plug and slug
Man: in that closed store, I will shove my slug right in your plug
Woman: fuck me daddy
When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.
He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.
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To commit suicide by putting a shotgun to the roof of your mouth.
-Man I hate this, I am going to bite the slug.
-... sir this is a Wendy's.