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smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017


Smoke Hunter

Someone who seeks altercations

“Dude chill out and stop being a smoke hunter

by MisleadOrigin December 28, 2022


smoke bubbles

smoke exhaled through a bubble wand.

i was at bonnaroo watching grouplove and these awesome guys were smoking weed and blowing these ridiculous smoke bubbles.

by bonnarooviannn June 12, 2012


coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..

Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??

by Skimpies On Tour May 8, 2016


Smoking Maria

Smoking Maria meaning the consumption or the act of smoking cannabis

I just got done smoking Maria and I am high as the sky my guy

by Skywalker 94 November 16, 2018


Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 29, 2018


Puffin Smoke

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.

Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.

by Alfonzo Carlton December 6, 2014