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When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.
Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over
Soggy Miyagi- A fart so juicy, it makes your underwear soggy. A form of shart.
Man, I laughed so hard, I did a soggy Miyagi.
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Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
When a girl takes a shit on a man’s penis and covers the shit penis in lube in which she proceeds to suck and bite similarly to how one would eat a snickers bar
She gave her boyfriend a soggy snickers
A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.
The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.
Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.
Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.