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To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
Southern Hartis is a term used to describe those Hartis who historically inhabited the regions of Jubaland, specifically Kismayo and adjacent areas in Jubbada Hoose, under the Boqow dynasty. Its primarily used to differentiate themselves from northern Hartis
She's a southern Harti
When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.
Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
The art of stuffing another persons asshole with Copenhagen, preferably Southern Blend, and then giving a rim job to extract the dip, and then dipped.
Hey, I got you a birthday present, and it has something to do with Southern Dining...
A comment made to a person when they say something that reflects their upbringing in a Southern US State. Can be positive or negative.
Positive:
Regarding a person committing crimes :
Person 1: That guy needs killing.
Person 2: Your southern is showing.
Negative:
Regarding a person's ethnicity -- can be any negative word denoting skin color or culture or behavior:
Person 1: That "Nword" needs his ass kicked.
Person 2: Dude, rein it in, your southern is showing, and it is not cool!
A man ejaculates into a woman's face more specifically into her nose, she then inhales heavily snorting it through her nose into her mouth
I gave my girlfriend a southern snooter, her nose was dripping all night
when two people say they're like family yet they actually get weird behind the scenes
like, for instance, cousins from the South
you two may say you're like brother and sister, but you're really some southern cousins.