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The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
What you accuse your co-workers of compiling when they take a work-related photo of you.
Hey Lauren, you're keeping that picture you took of me installing the exhibition on the second floor for your spank bank, hm?
It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.
Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
Someone or something a person is turned on by or wants to bang.
Horny fuck: "Wassap baby, you be lookin' like my future spank bank"