The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...
I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.
An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
basically, someone who's fat but really fucking fast
Person 1 - Person 2 / You wanna go rob that nigga over there he's fat he'll never catch up
Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED
When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
A song that appeared on the PlayStation 2 game Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2.
It is a remix of Beethoven's "Fur Elise" with happy-tone lyrics sung by a cute Japanese girl. Also one of the best songs in the game.
Guy 1:What's your favorite DDR song?
Guy 2:SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!
A racing game that is a "modern" revival of the 90s/2000s Need For Speed racing games.
Let's play Need For Speed Heat! There is a new mod for it now!
a cunt infested with herpe sores
the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection