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As any rational, non-stupid person may have noticed, homophobia is excessively prevalent in our society. Therefore, in my capacities as The Legendary Wordsmith Eric, I have taken it upon myself to devise a new method of homophobe combat. In the event that you find yourself being compared to a bundle of sticks during an illiterate's tantrum, "Big Spicy Manhugs" are quite an effective tool with which to frighten and confuse your verbal attacker into submission.
Also, they make for an exceptionally excellent greeting, upon entering a chat room. By judging the reactions to "Big spicy manhugs for all!", you can often sort out those who are worthy of friendship, and those who are worthy of a good thorough taunting.
On a side note.. the ladies are quite fond of my big spicy manhug.
An Angry Child: '(ICP/Korn/Limp Bizkit/Good Charlotte/Eminem/etc.) fukin rules dont u agree?'
The Legendary Wordsmith Eric: "No, I'm afraid that I am not a (term for a rabid fan of said musical group), nor am I at all fond of (ICP/Korn/Limp Bizkit/Good Charlotte/Eminem/etc.)."
An Angry Child: 'wtf ur so gay ima kill u wit my hatchet u fag0rt!'
TLWE: "You, my friend, appear to have some anger-management issues. Perhaps you did not receieve enough love and attention, as a child.. perhaps you were sexually assaulted by a clown, and feel the need to lash out at strangers as an expression of your eternal shame. Either way, I think you deserve a hug."
An Angry Child: 'no dont u touch me u fuckin fagort!'
TWLE: "...A big spicy manhug."
An Angry Child: 'omg now i have caught teh gay!', at which point his feeble mind exploded under the perceived assault against his already-weakened state of sexual security.
Alas, this conversation isn't that much of an exaggeration, nor is it a rare occurrance.
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A sexual act where a male tells his partner he is going to thrust his penis into his partners anus. While his partner is lying face down on the floor he grabs both legs of his partner, straps on a condom, and pours tabasco sauce all over it, then proceeds to stick it into his partners ass. He then holds his partners legs while his partner wheel barrel walks all over the house in agony.
I gave your sister a spicy wheel barrel and she squealed.
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a sex act so depraved and vile, you would only see it on urban dictionary
for couples looking to enhance their sex life because normal sex just doesnt do it anymore
when one partner lays down with her ass/ vagina spread open, and the other partner takes an uncapped water bottle filled with chili and jams it up her orifice, then he squeezes out the substance inside of her. then they have sex using that orifice and then the guy cums inside and they change positions to where that the woman's ass/ vagina is on the guys mouth, and then the women presses out the vile substance into the man's mouth, and then they french kiss until its all gone.
i was hungry and wondering where the all the chili was, but then i soon discovered my roomate was doing the Louisiana Spicy Chili with his girlfriend. i almost puked out of my ass because it was so nasty.
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The same condition that occurs to create Moose Jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the butt/asshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as Thai food, Mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. Spicy Moose Jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the anus from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.
Darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. At lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office Super Bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. For dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite Thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy Thai noodles. Her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. During a morning meeting, Darlene attempted to pass gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with Spicy Moose Jelly. She sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.
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something really out of the ordinary/obscene. can be physically hot and/or spicy but usually isn’t. loud, crazy, sassy and metaphorically hot. for example, a couple can be hot n spicy. this phrase can also be used as an exclamation for when you are surprised. if used that way, can be used interchangeably with words such as and i oop
“dang that’s really hot n spicy”
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You have your hand touch some kind of spicy food or substance, than touch your dick. Once your dick is heated, fuck a girl from the back to make a spicy chicken sandwich
“ Yo chad what did you and sydney do last night “
“ I made a spicy chicken sandwich “
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Not unlike its Predecessor, the mighty job job, a Spicy job job is enjoyed after a night of fine indian cuisine. Once the excramment is past in solid form it is later frozen or chilled depending on your preference and viscosity of the movement. Once prepared the now very hard and very chilly jobby is gently sooked by the participant in a blow job manner, hence forth the jobby is now orally enjoyed much like a popsickle. Spicy onions are a must have for this fiery delight adding texture and punch to this fierry treat.
Me and Mary got tore right into a right spicy job job last night. That was a scorcher!!!!
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