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Whenever Your frustrated, just pretend your in a never-ending field of strawberries. Everything is peaceful. There's a gentle wind blowing... it really works! and also take a deep breath, breate in through your nose, and out through your mouth, and when your breathing out smile. It puts you in a super good mood. it also help to listen to the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles
Guy 1: OH MY GOSH! I'M SO MAD! AHHH!
Guy 2: calm down there! pretend your in strawberry fields forever.
Guy 1: Ok ::closes his eyes for a minute::
Guy 1: woah! this really works!
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a strawberry yoohoo is a delicious variation of the also delicious chocolate yoohoo.
STRAWBERRY YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, soy lecithin, sucralose, niacinamide (vitamin b3), vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3, red 40
CHOCOLATE YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: cocoa (alkali process), nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, spice, soy lecithin, niacinamide (vitamin b3), sucralose, vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3
it has nothing to do with anyone on their rag.
Example1: a quote from the popular web series Red vs. Blue
"No water? What do you guys drink?" -Doc
"I only drink the blood of my enemies and occasionally a Strawberry Yoo-hoo!" -Sarge
Example2: every day use
"Hold up, I wanna stop at the store and grab a couple strawberry yoo-hoos before we go back to your house. They're delicious!"
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a cocktail that is popular with gay men, inventor has a lovely ginger afro and an arse that puts j-lo to shame
heres the magic fiver, another strawberry hurlock j-lo
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Strawberry cow day is on april 12th. Every year on the 12th don't do homework, or chores. Grab a fresh glass of strawberry milk and chug it down, you deserved it!
Kyle: Guess what, It's strawberry cow day! Go get my strawberry milk!
Jay: We have homework to do
Kyle: GET ME STRAWBERRY MILK, NO WORK FOR KYLE TODAY.
When you fuck somebodys ass so hard your cock gets covered in shit and blood and you yell snap into a slimjim like macho man randy savage and you slide your cock into there mouth.
My girl asked me to give her a chocolate strawberry slimjim but i didnt know what it was! Good thing theres a definition now
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A universal ass plug dipped from a pussy on a period into a poopy butthole
Daddy, come taste my chocolate covered strawberry
Brown on the outside, pink on the inside – what you see when you eat a black chick’s pussy out or if she teases you using the open piss-flap technique.
I saw Vanessa Blue in Black Reign - jeepers dude, when she pulled her bacon strips apart, thats the biggest strawberry choc ice I ever saw.
Beyonce "eat my strawberry choc ice" Knowles
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