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To commit suicide by means of producing a lethal injury through the anus.
Probably a good name for a grindcore band, if there isn't one already.
After knowing his boyfriend was cheating on him, John elegantly commited anal suicide with an electric tooth brush.
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what you accidentally turn in to your english teacher
teacher:ray this is a suicide note
me:shit
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"Edgy Jokes" or "Suicide Jokes" are jokes which are used to joke about wanting to die or killing yourself.
Suicide Jokes are jokes that you use to say that you either don't want to do a certain thing or in no context at all, just want to die, while the next day you are still alive.
suicide jokes aren't always expressed with speech, but also with your hands. Like making a gun with your hand and put it on the side of your head and pretend you are shooting.
Suicide Jokes Could be:
You: I really wanna kill myself now.
or
You: Kill me, please.
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when you want to jump off a building
Mrs.Segui flew across the room and I wanted to kermit suicide
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annihilation stemming from picking a fight with an utterly more powerful force.
The supreme leader of North Korea will die of suicide by superpower if he even aims a missile at the United States
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The first day after the official end of exams at Cambridge University. Students spend the day initiating & going to garden parties. Usually carnageous.
I am so sick of exams - I can't wait till Suicide Sunday!
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