When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing
I need to Slurp n Surf
the persistent and often meaningless following of the latest trends
Our generation is very fad-surfing
Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.
Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)
Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"
An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”
Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.
The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.
It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.
Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.