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Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole
That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.
Leakage during anal sex. The anal version of being a squirter. Diaharrea.
When Ace was pounding Gary's anus after eating Taco Bell, Gary turned loose the night surf loose and ruined the quilt Ace's grandma made for him.
When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.
If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider
I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera
When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.
Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.
Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.
The surf and turf was deicious.