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The hot metro of Hanson. Also the talented metro of Hanson. Yes, he looks most like a chick, but he's still the hottest
"He's so chick like, but at the same time so hot!"
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He has the worlds biggest dick 78 inches. He's a badass mother fucker.
Wow his dick is so big he must be a male taylor
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The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.
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The amazing and perfect bassist for Never Shout Never, Eatmewhileimhot!, and Sounding the Silence. He also has the best mustache in the world and is a very sweet guy.
Girl 1: Did you see that cool guy with an epic mustache that plays bass in Never Shout Never!?
Girl 2: Yeah! That's Taylor Macfee!
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An OG like no other, he was caught killing 29 people with a teddy bear made of Marijuana.
guy 1: HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS GANNNGGSTTAAAA!
guy 2: no, that's Taylor Rigsby.
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Refers to someone as "THE CHAMPION" knows house to handle there liquor and is immune to pussy shit
" damn dude i pulled a taylor percy lastnight and wolk up all in my own shit"
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To write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his identity and wrongdoing.
"Maddie totally Taylor Swiftboated Danny at the talent show."
"How do you know it was Danny?"
"The song was called 'Homeroom Skank Behind the Bleachers on my Birthday.'"
"That title is awfully specific. "
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