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Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.
Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
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hot sexy cute fun to be around and a gangster sometimes and it totally fun to talk to and have good conversations with and he is good at scaring people
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To Cheers John is to respond to a terribly boring/unnecessary story to which the user can make no other comment. For a comment made which has no comedy value whatsoever.
Guys guess what, I woke up at nine this morning.
Cheers John
My mum just got back from shopping, she bought a carton of orange juice.
Cheers John
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The director behind classic hong kong action films such as Hard Boiled, The Killer, Bullet in the Head, Face/Off, and A Better Tomarrow.
John Woo's films revolutionised action movies and inspired other directors such as Quentin Tarantino and the Wachowski brothers with thier dramatic storylines and action scenes that showed characters using two guns at once.
He recently has been making Hollywood action movies in the US, even though most people argue that his work in hong kong was his best work.
Without John Woo there wouldn't be movies such as The Matrix or Kill Bill.
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One should not name there spawn John especially with the last name Candelori. Both first and last name are given for a straight bitch. Don’t do this to your spawn or they will be a bitch, it’s so sad.
John Candelori is a bitch
john koo is jungkooks twin
john koo: hi
person: guys look its john koo🤩🤞
The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".
Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.
Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.