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John Madden

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.

Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.

Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.

by Guschdas October 26, 2007

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Cheers John

To Cheers John is to respond to a terribly boring/unnecessary story to which the user can make no other comment. For a comment made which has no comedy value whatsoever.

Guys guess what, I woke up at nine this morning.

Cheers John

My mum just got back from shopping, she bought a carton of orange juice.
Cheers John

by Pompeyboiz May 29, 2012

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


john fletcher

hot sexy cute fun to be around and a gangster sometimes and it totally fun to talk to and have good conversations with and he is good at scaring people

John Fletcher

by haha no one special December 16, 2013

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


John Woo

The director behind classic hong kong action films such as Hard Boiled, The Killer, Bullet in the Head, Face/Off, and A Better Tomarrow.

John Woo's films revolutionised action movies and inspired other directors such as Quentin Tarantino and the Wachowski brothers with thier dramatic storylines and action scenes that showed characters using two guns at once.

He recently has been making Hollywood action movies in the US, even though most people argue that his work in hong kong was his best work.

Without John Woo there wouldn't be movies such as The Matrix or Kill Bill.

by srcx1202 August 23, 2004

73πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


John Huffman

A kid from Rochester Hills, Michigan, who loves video games, food, and B00B1ES! Can also mean a kid who can be very annoying at times, but still awesome and funny.

P1: Are you a John Huffman?
P2: Yeah.

P1: How?
P2: Uh...I like boobies?
P1: Oh.

by Anti-Everything You Say April 1, 2013


John Cale

The only member of the Velvet Underground who DESERVES RIGHTS.

On a serious note, John Cale is a Welsh multi-instrumentalist and seminal member of 1960s avant-garde/proto punk band, the Velvet Underground. He notably played viola, keyboard, and bass in the group. After being fired from the band in 1967, he embarked on his journey as a music producer and as a solo-artist.

β€œThe viola in β€œVenus In Furs” is something else, man! Who plays it?”
β€œWhy, John Cale played it, of course.”

by portugeseknifefight December 9, 2019


Chrome-John

A synonym for a Google Chromebook

Damn, I forgot to charge my Chrome-John.

by Professor Sauce October 29, 2018