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When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.
To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.
A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.
"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"
"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"
Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.
"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"
When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.
Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.
coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it
I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning