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Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.

Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.

by Slaggy Butthole October 9, 2018


Canadian Toothbrush

Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.

John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.

by DelayedFuture August 3, 2017


canadian blasian

A Canadian black asian

I saw a Canadian Blasian.

by Wind ensemble March 25, 2017


Canadian Coffee

coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it

I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning

by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017


Canadian Tuxedo

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.

"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"

by ARMYOFMARIES February 3, 2022


canadian truce

A truce between a sorry Canadian and a gracious and forgiving American.

Paul agreed to a Canadian truce with his bff Nicole.

by Coleslawq February 8, 2018

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Saving the Canadians

The act of masturbation.

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.

by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011